1- Your friends refuse to cook at your house because, without fail, you never have the basics to make a meal (flour, eggs, olive oil, etc).
2- The thought of making your own cleaning supplies makes you want to jump in front of a train.
3- You use your pantry as an extra shoe closet.
4- Your version of DIY is called Etsy. Delegation at its finest, folks.
5- You think that spending $600 on a pair of shoes makes total sense…but $300 on a mixer? What is it made out of…gold?!