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Top 5 Reasons I Moved To Tennessee (still got mad love NYC!)

1- I visited and fell in love with the city. I promise cute musicians weren’t the ENTIRE reason…

2- Turns out, having your own washer and dryer isn’t just for fairy tales. 

3- Slowly but surely working toward settling down (and by settling down, I mean getting a dog).

4- Walking ten blocks to the doctor/drug store when you’re sick is for the birds. 

5- I’m grown and I do what I want. 

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Top 5 Ways To Freak Out Your Neighbor

1- Mow the lawn in a santa suit…in the middle of July.

2- Label a spot in your driveway “Client Parking – 1 Hour Max.”

3- Put a life-size cut-out of the Backstreet Boys in your bedroom window.

4- Invite them to the opening of your in-home dog rescue/daycare center.

5- Knock on their door just to ask if they had a nice day.

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Top 5 Signs You Should Chill The F Out

1- You choose cubed ice rather than crushed because it takes less time…even though you prefer crushed.

2- You have given up and replaced milk with coffee when having your morning cereal…because it just seems more efficient.

3- You put your emergency blinkers on and drive like a convict when traffic pisses you off…and have been known to pull this move en route to the grocery store.

4- You get violently angry when people attempt to read to you aloud. 

5- You feel the need to label where the forks, knives, and spoons go in the kitchen drawer…because, ya know, we couldn’t figure that one out ourselves.

 

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Top 5 Signs You Are Not Destined To Be Domestic

1- Your friends refuse to cook at your house because, without fail, you never have the basics to make a meal (flour, eggs, olive oil, etc).

2- The thought of making your own cleaning supplies makes you want to jump in front of a train.

3- You use your pantry as an extra shoe closet.

4- Your version of DIY is called Etsy. Delegation at its finest, folks.

5- You think that spending $600 on a pair of shoes makes total sense…but $300 on a mixer? What is it made out of…gold?!

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Top 5 Reasons Today Sucked

1- I wrecked a very expensive car. That’s not even mine. FML.

2- I left a gorgeous mansion on the beach to return to the rainy Northeast.

3- I flew into an airport with no real clue as to how I would get home.

4- I have a skinned knee that looks stupid with all of my outfits.

5- It’s summer and my skin is still nearly translucent.

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Top 5 Moments I’m A Cliché

1- When I see a grown man gently playing with a baby/toddler. Heart melted.

2- When I’m in NYC and the train is late. *@#^!@*!@*#&*@!@&(*!@#!@#!!!!

3- When I’m back home and drink my weight in sweet tea. Thanks, Granny!

4- When I have a few cocktails and decide to text message an ex-lovah. Boredom and booze do not mix, ya’ll!

5- When I have nothing to wear…in a closet that could have individual rooms for shoes, accessories, tops, dresses, costume apparel, you name it. Yet still, absolutely nothing to wear.

 

 

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Top 5 Items Worth The Save

1- Hand soap. Buy a delightful little dispenser and then stock up on the huge dollar store refills (to be stored out of sight, of course).

2- Decorative bowls/glass. These things are often priced outrageously…and you can typically find beautiful pieces at any thrift store for mere pennies.

3- Halloween costumes. The pre-packaged options are both ridiculously expensive and ridiculously cheap! Get creative and have a quality, original, and tasteful get-up!

4- Lipstick. While I also adore department store brands, the drug store stuff works just fine!

5- Summer sandals. These things are going to get beat up, washed up, and danced over by the time the the season is over…save your money so you don’t stress about it until fall!

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Top 5 Things That Feel Oddly Indulgent

1- Napping in the afternoon on a beautiful, made-up bed…with lots of fancy pillows. It just makes me feel like a fatigued starlet in the 1940s…anyone else?

2- Taking a black car service to the airport. I mean, it may just look like your grandpa’s old Grand Marquis, but something about it can make you feel so luxe!

3- Buying pricey milk and/or paper products. Look who’s not in college anymore!

4- Wearing your boyfriend’s sweater to clean the house. Extra points if it’s cashmere.

5- Saying yes to dessert. At a restaurant. Calories be damned!

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