Top 5 Movies I Never Want To See Again

1- Stephen King’s IT…you know the one about the demented and murderous clown? As in the one my cousins snuck me into the living room to watch when I was five years old? As in the one that terrified me for years but I couldn’t tell anyone because I didn’t want to get in trouble? True story.

2- The Green Mile…My heart is not physically capable of handling that shit more than once. I have never sobbed so embarrassingly loud during any movie. RIP Michael Clarke Duncan and Mr. Jingles.

3- Four Christmases…Did any of you people see that one? Yea, I didn’t think so.

4- Any Batman movie with Christian Bale. Dude has weaselly eyes and creeps me out…yes Captain Obvious, I realize I’m in the minority here.

5- Twilight 1,2,3,4, etc etc…Along with many things in my life, I only plan on doing those once for the story and life experience.


Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

3 thoughts on “Top 5 Movies I Never Want To See Again

  1. Two Stephen King movies on the list. You aren’t a big fan of my neighbor, are you? 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: