1- You say something about Dolly. She is a goddess and I will not hear otherwise.
2- You spill a cocktail on my new Ferragamos. If you can’t handle your alcohol, keep it away from my couture.
3- You do something to hurt my little brother. In this scenario, you gonna need that bodyguard…and about 12 of his beefy friends.
4- You go off on some right wing rant that muddles religion, ethics, and politics into one indistinguishable puddle of idiocy. Or you like Glenn Beck. Same thing, really.
5- You go after my boo. Another reason I think Bey is a robot who just does what she’s told…RiRi would have had to regulate. ***
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