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Top 5 Ways To Freak Out Your Neighbor

1- Mow the lawn in a santa suit…in the middle of July.

2- Label a spot in your driveway “Client Parking – 1 Hour Max.”

3- Put a life-size cut-out of the Backstreet Boys in your bedroom window.

4- Invite them to the opening of your in-home dog rescue/daycare center.

5- Knock on their door just to ask if they had a nice day.

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Top 5 Signs You Are Not Destined To Be Domestic

1- Your friends refuse to cook at your house because, without fail, you never have the basics to make a meal (flour, eggs, olive oil, etc).

2- The thought of making your own cleaning supplies makes you want to jump in front of a train.

3- You use your pantry as an extra shoe closet.

4- Your version of DIY is called Etsy. Delegation at its finest, folks.

5- You think that spending $600 on a pair of shoes makes total sense…but $300 on a mixer? What is it made out of…gold?!

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