1- If I wanted to be licked in the face, I would still be dating my high school boyfriend.
2- The only thing I’m willing to wake up for at 6:30 am is a flight.
3- Shocking as it sounds, I don’t like to pick up poop.
4- They can’t go for more than a few HOURS without being attended to? Needy much?!
5- If I’m broke, they still need food. However, so do I. See the problem here?