1- Always be polite and graceful in the elevator. You never know who is coming up to your floor.
2- Don’t forget the therapeutic power of a lunch break. Stopping this time-honored tradition is a slippery slope to crazyville.
3- Wear comfortable shoes…at least on your way there. You can thank me later.
4- Keep an umbrella at the office. And floss. These are two things you never appreciate until they’re gone.
5- Don’t flirt with coworkers. Like ever. It’s unbecoming for all involved.
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