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Top 5 Signs You’ve Really Got It Together

1- You know the exact date of your automatic drafts…and plan accordingly.

2- You can’t remember the last time you sent an inappropriate or unsolicited text.

3- Clean sheets. Every Single Week.

4- You send out birthday cards (on time). 

5-  You manage to go to the gym AND make a home cooked meal ALL IN ONE DAY. BOOM.

 

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Top 5 Reasons To Work Out

1- The gym is the only place your self-confidence rises as your appearance becomes more disgusting.

2- People-watching…which, obviously, is a non-pervy way to say that it is lecherous leering primetime. Keep on lifting fellas!

3- Working out is a respectable pastime. Watching trash television is not. They cancel each other, right? 

4- It makes bikini shopping easier…as in, you may not want to jump off a bridge afterwards. 

5- Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.
 ***if you don’t get the reference above, we cannot be friends.

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