1) Stacked heels. While I love my Louboutins more than anyone, this just comes off a little garish. Save it for the evening, girlfriend.
2) A line at your favorite bagel place. Ughhhhh, don’t they know that you’ve been looking forward to this egg and cheese treat all week?!
3) An email from work. I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my complete indifference. ***
4) Inclement weather. Dear powers-that-be, save that mess for lazy Sundays.
5) The inside of a car for more than 45 minutes. However, if forced, this situation can be slightly improved with an icy beverage and Dolly Parton tunes.
***but I promise to care on Monday.