Tag Archives: Vogue

Top 5 Things That Secretly Annoy Me…Until Now

1- Complaints about the amount of advertising in fashion magazines. Um hello, that’s the best part!! It’s the quickest/easiest way to pinpoint new aesthetics for the season and, quite honestly, is just really pretty!

2- When people proudly espouse opinions that are held by the general public. Yes, if you go in Wal-Mart you will most likely encounter interesting sides of humanity…and the root ingredients used by Taco Bell are probably found in tire rubber and petrol. Tell me something I don’t know. 

3- Recipes. Just another form of being told what to do.

4- Group texts. As most of you probably know, I’m not a phone person…and every time that dadblamed notification goes off it stresses me out. Plus, there’s always that one person who doesn’t know when to let it go.

5- Men who always let their wives dress them, no questions asked. First of all, get some opinions and a backbone. Secondly, leave the mothering to your mother.

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Top 5 Styles I Just Can’t Support

1- The one-shoulder trend. First of all, it is rarely flattering. Second of all, it just screams Miami/RHONJ/Jersey Shore to me.

2- Mini-backpacks. Nothing can ever top the Mickey Mouse one I had in 1994.

3- Toms. I love the cause, but can they pleeeaaaasseee come up with a more attractive style?!

4- Logos. I don’t care if it’s a $1400 Vuitton bag or a $300 Coach tote. I think it’s tacky. 

5- Lucite. It just reminds me of small-town pageants (that I may or may not have participated in back in the day…shhh).

 

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Top 5 People I Want To Be When I Grow Up

1- Lisa Vanderpump…she’s got the style, she’s got the accent…and have you seen her bod?! Fifty-plus never looked so good, darling.

2- Salma Hayek…beautiful actress, owns a cosmetic line…and just happens to be married to a French multi-billionaire who controls Alexander McQueen, Gucci, Stella McCartney, Yves Saint Laurent and Bottega Veneta. Are you freaking kidding me?

3- Anna Wintour…God Save the Queen!!

4- Jenna Dewan-Tatum.  This one is self-explanitory.

5- Dolly Parton…my celebrity icon since 1988!  ***Yes, that’s when I was two. There are videos to prove it.

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