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Top 5 Things That Should Be An Inalienable Right

1- Wi-fi. This can be a matter of life or death…for instance, what if I miss #tbt and have to wait ANOTHER week to post that super cute childhood photo of myself? What will people do?!

2- Gym memberships. Seriously, ya’ll. The world would be a happier, healthier, and more beautiful place…and that’s the hard-bodied truth.

3- Taxis after 11:00 pm. It’s a matter of public safety (and achy-yet stylish-Louboutin-clad feet).

4- Metrocards that NEVER expire. If this law were enacted, it would make spring cleaning SO much more exciting.

5- Marriage to any whiney, temperamental, and otherwise rotten person you choose…everyone deserves the equal right to make one another miserable.

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Top 5 Things I Miss About The 90s.

1- Slap bracelets—NKOTB, in particular.

2- Rollin’ with my homies to Mr. Boombastic at Skateland.

3- Dunkaroos and Squeezeits. Someone pack these in my lunch, ASAP!

4- Always having a driver who carries snacks. Get with the program, taxi drivers!

5- Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Family Matters, Boy Meets World…even Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper. TGIF, indeed.

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