1- Taking my phone to bed with me. Forty-three pins later and I’m still awake.
2- Responding to messages at the gym. No, I did not mean to send you a “sticker.”
3- Forgetting to pack socks. I pretty much owe everyone I know at least one pair.
4- Giving anyone my phone number past 11:00 pm. It just results in awkward text avoidance.
5- Snacking at night. Reality television is garbage enough, I’m sure.
