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Top 5 Things You Should Stop Doing

1- Placidly standing on the left side of the escalator. That is for the right side. The left side is for people with places to go!! If you get pushed down or punched one day, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

2- Commenting back (individually) to everyone that compliments your new profile pic. While you may think you’re only being polite, it looks a little self-involved and desperate. A simple “Thanks Guys!” should suffice.

3- Running at the gym. Go outside! It’s a tougher workout and you get that VD!

(Vitamin D…what were you thinking?!)

4- Showering with your bf’s soap/shampoo/conditioner all-in-one. It smells awful and is everything/nothing at the same time.

5- Misspelling third grade words. The world notices and hates you for it. 

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Top 5 Reasons I Rather Like March

1- There is the slight chance you may not have to wear a scarf or gloves out. Winning!

2- All the hideous, black, and depressing puffer jackets in New York City disappear! Hooray for the rebirth of regular shaped people!

3- St. Patty’s Day. No, no no…not because of the excessive drinking and otherwise juvenile behavior this holiday brings to your front stoop. I just look really good in green.

4- Paris Fashion Week….’cause I’m fancy like that.

5- It’s not February.

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