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Top 5 Things That Are Worse Than Hell

1- Waiting in theme park lines. While similar to hell (same temperature/crowd), this little adventure is made worse by the fact that you are actually spending insane amounts of money to do.nothing for the majority of the day.

2- Editing your résumé. Holy sh&^ this is the worst. All you want to do is send them a secret text that says “what do you wannnnt from me?!”…and don’t even get me started on margins.

3- Suddenly and inexplicably finding yourself surrounded by Republicans. ***

4- Sleeping with someone who snores. You think to yourself, “I mean…would it REALLY be that bad to just put this pillow over their head? Would I just get a couple of years?…” Alas, these murderous urges are generally resisted…because after all, who would carry the luggage?

5- Watching a cinematic sex scene…while your parents are in the room. You don’t want to make it awkward…but you def don’t want to look too into it…WHO NEEDS ANYTHING FROM THE KITCHEN?!?!

***To be fair, I assume Republicans feel the same way when surrounded by us crazy liberals.

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Top 5 Reasons To Attend Grad School

1- You’re tired of the whole eight/nine hours of sleep each night. Three will suffice, right?

2- You’re sick of your family and would prefer to not see them for two to three years…

3- You want a free pass to act like a college student again, but with the added thrill of avoiding your undergrad students while you partake in these activities.

4- You love, love, love sifting through dozens of articles for one solid reference to go in your lit review. Rinse, Wash, Repeat.

5- You’ve always wanted an old war buddy to share stories with…but aren’t too keen on flying shrapnel and camouflage cargo pants.

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