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Top 5 Ways To Ruin A Photo

1- Wear a tube top. You’ll look naked as a jaybird…and surprisingly unconcerned about it.

2- Duck lips. There is a fine line between a flirty pout and Darkwing Duck.

3- Wrong filter. There is a a good time for “Kelvin” and it’s called never.

4- Bad crop. Everybody knows that arms should be the first thing to go…and a friend who ignores this is no friend at all.

5- Mirror shot.————————————— <insert massive roll of eyes>.

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Top 5 Ways To Turn Around A Craptastic Day

1- If the weather is nice, go to the store and purchase your most favorite mag. Next, pick a cute little restaurant, sit outside, and have a great meal while you read the magazine front-back. It’s the perfect way to de-stress!

2- ¬†Choose your favorite artist (or buy the new record you’ve been wanting) and turn it on while you take a long, relaxing bath. Extra points if you exfoliate.

3- Go to the gym and rock out to hardcore rock/rap. You’ll be ready to kick some ass in no time.

4- Order your favorite delivery and have a DVR party for one. However, limit yourself to three episodes…more than that and you just start to feel worse.

5- If all else fails, call your mom.

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