1- Mine is mine and yours and yours…unless I want it.
2- Life is more fun without shoes and pants.
3- Water is one of the purest forms of entertainment. And nothing is funnier than a soaked babysitter, mommy, or dog.
4- If you don’t understand, ask. Even if the public questioning humiliates your in-the-know counterparts…it’s their fault for keeping secrets.
5- Feeling bullied? Throw a snarky comment the aggressor’s way and go about your business…stops ’em every time. But make sure your comment is actually funny.