Tag Archives: reality TV

Top 5 Habits I Need To Break

1- Taking my phone to bed with me. Forty-three pins later and I’m still awake.

2- Responding to messages at the gym. No, I did not mean to send you a “sticker.”

3- Forgetting to pack socks. I pretty much owe everyone I know at least one pair.

4- Giving anyone my phone number past 11:00 pm. It just results in awkward text avoidance. 

5- Snacking at night. Reality television is garbage enough, I’m sure.

 

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Top 5 Reasons I Watch Bravo

1- It’s my one chance to feel like the snarky, sassy, and mouthy gay male I know I was supposed to be in real life.

2- I keep waiting for Rachel Zoe to dump her husband…okay, okay I know that’s mean. Maybe if he would just lose those cheeseball necklaces?

3- I love catching inside dirt on LeAnn Rimes from Brandi Glanville.

4- The clothes…I just can’t handle it.

5- Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé…but it should be!

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Top 5 “Celebrities” I Wish I Could Wish Away

1- Anyone who is currently on, has plans to be, or has participated in any Bachelor/Bachelorette season. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE TAKING UP MY US WEEKLY COVER SPACE?!

2- With the exception of Beyonce and Mrs. Beckham, any former girl band member. Nowadays, seeing these ladies is like watching Regina George’s mom in Mean Girls.

3- Chris. Freaking. Brown.—I just can’t. There are no words.

4- Amanda Seyfried. I get SO annoyed when I see she’s in a movie I want to see…and it keeps happening. She’s an alien you guys, I swear it.

5- Any “starlet” from Teen Mom 2. However, I must ashamedly admit I still hold love for the original cast (what up Maci?!).

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