1- Tan/Nude leggings. You look naked, girlfriend.
2- Singing too loudly along with the radio. Everyone has this friend…and we all want to smack him/her in the face. [This also goes for those who sing unintentionally operatic versions of pop/rock/rap songs…know your genre, people]
3- Chris Brown.
4- Overweight baggage fees. I’m sorry, I have better ways to spend that 100+ dollars thankyouverymuch.
5- Lawn mowers before 11:00 am. Furthermore, breaking this particular ordinance should be punishable by death.