1- YouTube commentary. Without a doubt, this is a platform for the most horrendous, bottom-feeding scum of humanity…and I want no part of it.
2- Facebook advertisements. Who the heck do they think they are putting these in my newsfeed, anyways?! Shocking, but I could not care less about my friends liking that stupid boot company that will not go away.
3- Anything remotely x-rated. That’s how computers catch STDs.
4- Any series on Netflix with more than 3 seasons. My social life depends on it.
5- My bank account. This one is particularly bypassed on Monday.