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Top 5 Ways To Ruin A Photo

1- Wear a tube top. You’ll look naked as a jaybird…and surprisingly unconcerned about it.

2- Duck lips. There is a fine line between a flirty pout and Darkwing Duck.

3- Wrong filter. There is a a good time for “Kelvin” and it’s called never.

4- Bad crop. Everybody knows that arms should be the first thing to go…and a friend who ignores this is no friend at all.

5- Mirror shot.————————————— <insert massive roll of eyes>.

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Top 5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Delete Your Facebook Account

1- You know when your ex-boyfriends get engaged, get married, or best of all, get fat.

2- You skip the massive email chains of family photos…one click and you’re done. Phew.

3- It’s not as intimate and/or creepy as texting.

4- When your best friend acts up, you can quickly access those embarrassing photos from freshman year. Blackmail betch.

5- You can stalk your new crush…and make sure you’ve never had inappropriate relations with any “mutual” friends.

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