1- Wear a tube top. You’ll look naked as a jaybird…and surprisingly unconcerned about it.
2- Duck lips. There is a fine line between a flirty pout and Darkwing Duck.
3- Wrong filter. There is a a good time for “Kelvin” and it’s called never.
4- Bad crop. Everybody knows that arms should be the first thing to go…and a friend who ignores this is no friend at all.
5- Mirror shot.————————————— <insert massive roll of eyes>.