1- That my friends are actually starting to have children ON PURPOSE. When did this start happening?!?!
2- That in Manhattan it costs $23.00 for a mani/pedi and $8.00 for a box of cereal. Clearly, there is something wrong with this picture.
3- That white shoes are “in”—nope, nope, nope. I shall not agree to this nonsense.
4- That Gwyneth Paltrow is the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman”…sorry I’m not sorry, G-Pal.
5- That all the good ones are taken. Surely there is a male version of myself out there…minus the clumsiness and inability to follow directions. ***must also carry luggage.
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