1- If it’s not dark, put it in park. While stolen kisses on a midnight stroll can (sometimes) be unoffensive, the same scene in daylight makes most people want to vomit all over your romantic moment.
2- If you must, be tasteful and find an alley. After all, courtesy is what makes the world go ’round.
3- Sitting in laps should be kept under 5 minutes. Otherwise, it’s just juvenile and weird.
4- Hair touching should be kept to a minimum. Something about this seems so intimate/really freaking awkward to witness.
5- Absolutely no tongue. Ever. Everevereverevereverever.