1- The “I’m not going to a funeral, I’m just super cool” head-to-toe black ensemble.
2- The “I wear my shades everywhere on Sunday because I’m too lazy to put on concealer” babe.
3- The “I’m not from DC, I will wear 6 inch heels even though I’m dying inside” pump façade.
4- The “sooooo retro/indie/urban” look that actually cost thousands of dollars.
5- The “it’s snowing out and I look like a human marshmallow of death” black puffer style.
