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Top 5 Lies I Tell Myself

1- Paying outrageous rent in Manhattan balances out because I don’t have a car.

2- Wavy/Frizzy hair is natural and beautiful…not just a sign of laziness.

3- I have the patience, time, and money for a dog in the near future.

4- Walking around in 6 inch heels counts as a leg workout.

5- Diet starts tomorrow.

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Top 5 Things I Think When It Rains

1- There is no way I should be expected to get out of bed in this weather. Followed by either 1) Thank God it’s the weekend and I don’t have to or 2) $!@&&%$#(@!#&+@(~#~&@!*!#*@!!!!

2- Well, ugly shoes it is…sorry outfit.

3- I can’t go to the gym in this weather! It’s water falling from the sky…what if I get hurt?!

4- Dammit, still need to replace those windshield wipers. Why does this only ever come to mind when it is actually raining and I can’t see anything?!

5- Good, we need that [said in my papa’s deep southern drawl]. You can take the girl outta the country…

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Top 5 Styles I Just Can’t Support

1- The one-shoulder trend. First of all, it is rarely flattering. Second of all, it just screams Miami/RHONJ/Jersey Shore to me.

2- Mini-backpacks. Nothing can ever top the Mickey Mouse one I had in 1994.

3- Toms. I love the cause, but can they pleeeaaaasseee come up with a more attractive style?!

4- Logos. I don’t care if it’s a $1400 Vuitton bag or a $300 Coach tote. I think it’s tacky. 

5- Lucite. It just reminds me of small-town pageants (that I may or may not have participated in back in the day…shhh).

 

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