1- Making a U-turn to avoid driving 982348723 miles until the next stoplight.
2- Illegally parking to run to the bank/post office/mailbox for .2 seconds.
3- Standing up for yourself when confronted by a bully. Go ‘head with your bad self.
4- Doing whatever necessary to make your obnoxious seat mate stop snoring. Hey, can I borrow that tissue paper pillow for a sec?
5- Any vehicular damage caused by someone trying to steal your parking spot. I plead not guilty.
