1- I’m sick of carrying my own f*&^i@g luggage.
2- I’m petite (i.e. short) and can never reach the top shelf of anything.
3- I figure two minds have a higher likelihood of remembering to put the trash out for pick-up.
4- My mother will kill me if I don’t pass her good looks on to future generations.
5- Jon Hamm isn’t getting any younger.