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Top 5 F%$@)#G Annoying Things I Did Today

1- Tracked down my W-2s. While freelancing most definitely has its perks, it all comes to a screeching halt around tax time. Fourteen emails and nine W-2s later…yea, you get the picture.

2- Talked to my dental insurer on the phone. Really riveting stuff.

3- Wore fabulous, yet slightly uncomfortable, shoes. I fear this is a lesson I will never learn.

4- Burnt my lunch. Impressive, since the only cooking required was to place it in the oven.

5- Cleaned out my car…aka the place where water bottles and magazines go to die.

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Top 5 Signs You’ve Started A New Job

1- You iron/steam your clothes every day.

2- You arrive at least ten minutes early in the morning.

3- You scoff at all of those job search emails you keep receiving.

4- You have never been more excited about scheduling a dental appointment.

5- You have no clue what is going on around you.

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Top 5 Things That Stress Me Out

1- Identity Theft Commercials: One moment you’re happily enthralled in Rachel Zoe…then Bam! PanicMode.

2- Obtaining the perfect milk/cereal ratio: 26 years on this planet and it hasn’t happened yet.

3- Remembering to say “No Whip: I have a huge problem wasting calories on things I don’t even like to eat. Yuck.

4- Tardiness:  Cannot. Handle. It.

5- Health Insurance/Car Insurance/Home Insurance:  This guy understands.Image

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