1- April showers bring what you ask? MAY FLOWERS BIATCH!!! Everyone loves a good flower.
2- Memorial Weekend is the unofficial start of summer…and one of heaven’s greatest gifts: Summer Hours. For those of you who don’t live on the tiny universe of Manhattan, “Summer Hours” are NYC’s way of making up for crappy winter weather and the L train. We straight up get off of work early every.single.friday during this glorious season. Booyah.
3- It marks the birth of one of the nation’s greatest social commentators (me, obviously).
4- There are no puffer jackets in sight.
5- No matter what, you know that you have at least three solid months of good weather in your future (which means at least TWO months to get ready for bikini season…amirite?).