1- You choose cubed ice rather than crushed because it takes less time…even though you prefer crushed.
2- You have given up and replaced milk with coffee when having your morning cereal…because it just seems more efficient.
3- You put your emergency blinkers on and drive like a convict when traffic pisses you off…and have been known to pull this move en route to the grocery store.
4- You get violently angry when people attempt to read to you aloud.
5- You feel the need to label where the forks, knives, and spoons go in the kitchen drawer…because, ya know, we couldn’t figure that one out ourselves.