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Top 5 Reasons I Can’t Wait To Get Older

1- Gardening. I dream of the day when, like my oh-so-lovely grandmother, I know every name of every flower ever grown in every terrain…I mean, how do old people do that?!

2- Saving money on cosmetics—Sephora, plan accordingly. There is a slight chance your stocks will plummet. 

3- Comfortable footwear—Every. Single. Day.

4- Feeling guilt-free when I take the elevator. It will be so nice to not feel so humiliated when caught in this shameful act! Third floor anyone? Let’s ride.

5- Going on girls’ trips to exotic locales—and proving to the world that it just gets better with age. You can get a senior discount on daiquiris, right?

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Top 5 Reasons I Rather Like March

1- There is the slight chance you may not have to wear a scarf or gloves out. Winning!

2- All the hideous, black, and depressing puffer jackets in New York City disappear! Hooray for the rebirth of regular shaped people!

3- St. Patty’s Day. No, no no…not because of the excessive drinking and otherwise juvenile behavior this holiday brings to your front stoop. I just look really good in green.

4- Paris Fashion Week….’cause I’m fancy like that.

5- It’s not February.

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