1- No matter how powerful/successful you are, you are nothing compared to the entity that brings about hurricanes, tornados, tsunamis, etc…so don’t get too big for your britches.
2- Darwinism is alive and real…so going swimming after that fifth beer is not the greatest idea.
3- If you don’t know what it is, don’t touch it.
4- When drawing attention to yourself for mating purposes, make sure you’re not also attracting dangerous predators.
5- Be capable of fighting and/or flighting…otherwise your lifespan doesn’t look that promising.