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Top 5 Reasons I Hate Being Sick

1- Shocking as it may sound, I don’t like people assuming I have a narcotics problem…and my red/raw nose does not help this case.

2- I also don’t like for people to be scared of me…and, even though I can’t blame them, it always dings your pride a little when you see a stranger create as much distance between you and them as possible. ¬†It’s just allergies, I swear!

3- I never purchase Kleenex and am thus forced to deplete my valuable paper resources.

4- Coughing is so gross. And it hurts. Make it go away, please?

5- It gives me an excuse to indulge in my already indulgent tendencies…sleep, television, and feel-good food. Ay Caramba.

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Top 5 Reasons I Rather Like March

1- There is the slight chance you may not have to wear a scarf or gloves out. Winning!

2- All the hideous, black, and depressing puffer jackets in New York City disappear! Hooray for the rebirth of regular shaped people!

3- St. Patty’s Day. No, no no…not because of the excessive drinking and otherwise juvenile behavior this holiday brings to your front stoop. I just look really good in green.

4- Paris Fashion Week….’cause I’m fancy like that.

5- It’s not February.

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