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Top 5 Things That Make Me Feel 18 Again

1- Pita Pit. As one of the few establishments that stayed open late night if my college town, I have fond memories of many a scene made/pita devoured in this little spot.

2- 50 Cent. Just one, “lil mama show you how you move it” and I’m time-warped to VIP entrances, clubs, and lycra halter tops.

3- Ribbon belts, flip flops, and watches. What? You don’t consider that the epitome of style? What’s wrong with you?!

4- Pointless driving. I feel like a solid portion of my late teenage years was spent wasting gasoline with friends for no apparent reason…or for fairly pointless reasons (i.e. stalking crushes who didn’t even know we existed).

5- Dirty, trashed, and fratastic (multi) million-dollar homes from the 1800s. #charlestonproblems

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Top 5 Things That Creep Me Out

1- Men shopping (alone or with their partner) for lingerie. So freaking gross.

2- When people smile in a knowing way when they say bad news. This may sound weird, but you totally know what I’m talking about. It’s a practice generally done by preachers or politicians…and it makes me uncomfortable every time.

3- Habitual Group Joiners. OMG THIS WEEK I’M INTO KABBALLAH AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER AND I’M SO HAPPY. ..next week:  OMG THIS WEEK I’M VEGAN AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER AND I’M NEVER GOING BACK…next week:  OMG THIS WEEK I’M DOING PILATES AND IT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR….Just STFU and be who you are already.

4- Chalk. Oh the texture! It makes me want to jump in a vat of vaseline and swim laps.

5- People who have an exaggerated sense of pride over owning certain brands. I mean, I appreciate Coco as much as the next girl…but I would never say “It’s Chanel” and smile haughtily to my friends. Don’t be a weirdo.

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