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Top 5 People I Don’t Understand

1- Gym rats that fit in an extra session at lunch. While I admire the dedication, what do you do with your hair? How do you have time to shower? Do you not feel gross the rest of the afternoon? How does this work??

2- Shoppers who must buy the outfit as displayed on the mannequin. Where’s the creativity? The personal touch? Aren’t you afraid you’ll run into someone dressed the exact same way as you? The horror!

3- Moviegoers who feel the need to talk during a film. It’s not okay and everyone hates you.

4- Parents who give in to tantrums and expect that to fix the problem. Congratulations, you just won 17 more years of brattiness. Was that extra toy really worth it?

5- Worrywarts who torture themselves with coulda, woulda, shoulda. It’s over. If you can’t change what happened, you might as well accept it and get on with your bad self. Next!

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Top 5 Movies I Never Want To See Again

1- Stephen King’s IT…you know the one about the demented and murderous clown? As in the one my cousins snuck me into the living room to watch when I was five years old? As in the one that terrified me for years but I couldn’t tell anyone because I didn’t want to get in trouble? True story.

2- The Green Mile…My heart is not physically capable of handling that shit more than once. I have never sobbed so embarrassingly loud during any movie. RIP Michael Clarke Duncan and Mr. Jingles.

3- Four Christmases…Did any of you people see that one? Yea, I didn’t think so.

4- Any Batman movie with Christian Bale. Dude has weaselly eyes and creeps me out…yes Captain Obvious, I realize I’m in the minority here.

5- Twilight 1,2,3,4, etc etc…Along with many things in my life, I only plan on doing those once for the story and life experience.

 

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