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Top 5 Things I Think When It Rains

1- There is no way I should be expected to get out of bed in this weather. Followed by either 1) Thank God it’s the weekend and I don’t have to or 2) $!@&&%$#(@!#&+@(~#~&@!*!#*@!!!!

2- Well, ugly shoes it is…sorry outfit.

3- I can’t go to the gym in this weather! It’s water falling from the sky…what if I get hurt?!

4- Dammit, still need to replace those windshield wipers. Why does this only ever come to mind when it is actually raining and I can’t see anything?!

5- Good, we need that [said in my papa’s deep southern drawl]. You can take the girl outta the country…

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Top 5 Reasons I Will Never Forget My Roots

1- I can’t pass an F150 without getting nostalgic about my sweet grandpa and learning how to drive…at age 12.

2- As much as I love sushi and fondue, it will never compare to down home BBQ.

3- I know every word to every Travis Tritt song ever written…and still kind of have a crush on him. Judge away.

4- On my most recent trip home, one of my relatives began a sentence with “last time I was locked up.”

5- I don’t know how to cook…but I can fry anything.

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