1- There is no way I should be expected to get out of bed in this weather. Followed by either 1) Thank God it’s the weekend and I don’t have to or 2) $!@&&%$#(@!#&+@(~#~&@!*!#*@!!!!
2- Well, ugly shoes it is…sorry outfit.
3- I can’t go to the gym in this weather! It’s water falling from the sky…what if I get hurt?!
4- Dammit, still need to replace those windshield wipers. Why does this only ever come to mind when it is actually raining and I can’t see anything?!
5- Good, we need that [said in my papa’s deep southern drawl]. You can take the girl outta the country…