1- They haven’t operated a washer/drier in years…and have no qualms with a complete stranger handling their undergarments.
2- They experience road rage daily…and don’t even own a car.
3- They couldn’t tell you the last time they had fast food…but know everything on the bodega menu downstairs.
4- They can name all five boroughs…but have no inclination to visit more than two.
5- They walk fast and talk faster…and fully expect you to keep up.