1- You are up-to-date on all of the recent Netflix releases…and consider it quite the accomplishment.
2- You are still hanging out with your ex-boyfriend…and you can’t figure out if it’s because of boredom or genuine affection.
3- You consider housesitting a real adventure.
4- You can’t remember the last time you saw your college peeps…or reminisced about the time that one of you spray painted the house with her cat’s name.
5- You have worn out your welcome at the local Starbucks, Panera, and Au Bon Pain…and have started calling these places your “office.”
