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Top 5 Things You’re Never Too Old To Do

1- Run through the sprinkler. It really doesn’t get better than this…so throw caution (and your silk shirt) to the wind and partake in this time-honored summertime tradition. Extra points if you can toss a trampoline into the mix.

2- Order a kids meal. Whatever, the portions are better and they come in cute little boxes. Just make sure you don’t trash the toy…pay it forward by giving it to a kid on the street or donating to a local hospital/shelter.

3- Fight with your little brother. How long has he known you? Does he really think he’s going to get away with stealing your slice? Time to bust out the ‘ol Hogan moves.

4- Watch Boy Meets World. This show will never, and I repeat NEVER, get old. Here’s hoping the remake [and Topanga’s hair] can stand up to the legend.

5- Call your grandma when you’re sick. Not sure what it is, but my granny always seems to know the appropriate ratio of concern, humor, advice, and cornbread my illnesses deserve.

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Top 5 Things I Miss About The 90s.

1- Slap bracelets—NKOTB, in particular.

2- Rollin’ with my homies to Mr. Boombastic at Skateland.

3- Dunkaroos and Squeezeits. Someone pack these in my lunch, ASAP!

4- Always having a driver who carries snacks. Get with the program, taxi drivers!

5- Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Family Matters, Boy Meets World…even Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper. TGIF, indeed.

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