1- You use your jacket to cover your bag when it rains…and stare in horror at people who use theirs for overhead coverage.
2- You know the difference between Jonathan Jackson and Joshua Jackson.
3- You understand the gist of public transportation and can read a subway map.
4- You like Dolly Parton.
5- You think PDA is the most abominable thing before 11:00 pm…and the most admissible afterwards.