1- The frizzier the hair, the more fun you’re having.
2- You get to show off your masterful self-tanning skills…which is no small feat.
3- Heels are frowned upon, so now’s the chance to give your worn out arches a break.
4- It’s the perfect excuse to eat shrimp every.single.night. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup…
5- It’s good for your soul, fool! Now hit the road.