1- You can go to that same old dingy bar, with the same cheap drinks, and most likely, a few of the same bartenders. In this crazy world, it’s nice to see that some things never change.
2- You can show your boyfriend/spouse/kids the building where you never went to class.
3- You can go in the college bookstore…and for once have enough money to purchase t-shirts, mugs, planners, etc.
4- You can see what Pita Pit looks like BEFORE 2:00 am.
5- You can watch all the crazy undergrads…and thank heavens that you made it out alive.