(As I sit in Berlin)
1- Things happen on time. As a fiercely punctual person, this is music to my (always waiting) ears!
2- You roll up everywhere in a Benz….flyest taxis around, for sure.
3- Every male sounds like Hans and Franz…let the giggles ensue.***
4- You get to say “Guten Morgen!!” every.single.day—I don’t know about you, but I call that a win.
5- Everyone speaks English…because lawd knows I could never pronounce half of these words. Exactly how many letters can one add to a word before it becomes stream-of-consciousness mind ooze?
***Yes, I realize they were supposed to be Austrian…but the language is still German!