1- Not being able to pump your own gas in New Jersey…it just feels so retro.
2- Hearing “Chuck Bass” from Gossip Girl speak in a British accent…how can this be?!
3- People who thoroughly wash dishes before placing them in the dish washer…how am I supposed to know if they’re clean or dirty?!
4- Short action stars à la Tom Cruise, Mark Wahlberg, and Robert Downey, Jr…I guess the camera really does add 6 inches.
5- The fact that Gwen Stefani is three years younger than my mother…and six years older than Kate Winslet. Fairly certain Mrs. Rossdale has sold her soul to Satan.