1- When people spell normal names in stupid ways (e.g. Ashleigh, Meaghan, Madelyn, etc). All I can think of is Honey Boo Boo’s mom saying, “My fifth child is gonna be a STAR…I’m gonna name her somethin’ DIFF’RENT.”
2- When anyone begins a sentence with, “I’m the kind of person that…”
3- When a healthy young man rushes for a seat on the subway. God forbid you let the girl in 6 inch heels take a seat.
4- Almost any selfie. We all know you took at least 15 photos and spent a 1/2 hour choosing the shot/filter.
5- When restaurants won’t sit you until your entire party arrives. Um I’m sorry, that one other guest is not going to require you to rearrange the tables…so can I please just sit down?