1- Each year inevitably brings about new knowledge. For instance, this year I learned that bier/fanta is an oddly amazing combination. Who knew?
2- You pick the restaurant and no one can say a damn thing about it. Load up ya’ll, we’re going to Bojangles!
3- It’s the most exciting day on Facebook, hands down.
4- There will be cake.
5- It means you’re alive, silly. So much better than the alternative.
***Note: Today is my birthday!! Here’s to another wildly unpredictable year.