1- Socks- I’m in yo house, I’m creepin’ around, and I’m stealin’ yo socks!
2- Brownies- I don’t care if they’re for your great-aunt’s funeral service…it’s not safe to leave them in my presence.
3- Hair ties- That sh*& is like gold and I will swipe when necessary. Survival of the fittest.
4- Netflix- Three days later I’ve watched 7 documentaries and 3 seasons of Arrested Development. Oh yea…and I haven’t slept or brushed my teeth either.
5- T.J. Maxx. Oh, I’m just going to grab a pair of tights! BS. Next thing you know I’m pushing around a cart with three pairs of shoes, a couple of tops, some sheets, a purse, stationary…and yoga blocks. For all the yoga I do.