1- Home Depot- Talk about stress. It’s massive, it always takes forever, and I don’t know how anything in there works. As for me, I’ll just linger around the paint samples until it’s time to go.
2- Michael’s- I know I shouldn’t, but I judge.
3- Herald Square- The only miracle that occurs on 34th street is when you get to leave.
4- Parking Garages- To me, they’re reminiscent of a cow getting corralled into a stall…with the added thrill of a potential kidnapping.
5- Pet Smart- Because I want a puppy! And I can’t have one. Suddenly, I’m 8 years old again…