1- The one-shoulder trend. First of all, it is rarely flattering. Second of all, it just screams Miami/RHONJ/Jersey Shore to me.
2- Mini-backpacks. Nothing can ever top the Mickey Mouse one I had in 1994.
3- Toms. I love the cause, but can they pleeeaaaasseee come up with a more attractive style?!
4- Logos. I don’t care if it’s a $1400 Vuitton bag or a $300 Coach tote. I think it’s tacky.
5- Lucite. It just reminds me of small-town pageants (that I may or may not have participated in back in the day…shhh).