1- Identity Theft Commercials: One moment you’re happily enthralled in Rachel Zoe…then Bam! PanicMode.
2- Obtaining the perfect milk/cereal ratio: 26 years on this planet and it hasn’t happened yet.
3- Remembering to say “No Whip: I have a huge problem wasting calories on things I don’t even like to eat. Yuck.
4- Tardiness: Cannot. Handle. It.
5- Health Insurance/Car Insurance/Home Insurance: This guy understands.